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Funny T-Shirts for Babies With Attitude
Our partner site T-Shirt Hell has the perfect gifts for bad ass kids and babies.
They're rude, crude, possibly offensive and damn hilarious!


CHINESE TOYS TASTE BETTER DADDY DRINKS BECAUSE I CRY I CAN KICK YOUR BABY'S ASS I CAN'T EVEN WALK YET AND I ALREADY HATE THE YANKEES
I'M THIS MANY KICKIN' ASS & TAKIN' NAPS CUTER THAN BABY JESUS NOW THAT I'M SAFE, I'M PRO-CHOICE
I TORE MOMMY A NEW ONE IT'S TOO SOON TO BLAME MY PARENTS MY OTHER CAR SEAT IS IN A PORSCHE PLAYGROUND PIMP
HUNG LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE I CRY THEY'RE NOT MY PARENTS, WE MET ON MYSPACE MY IQ IS HIGHER THAN THE PRESIDENT'S

ALL MOMMY WANTED WAS A BACKRUB THEY SHAKE ME! I SPENT 9 MONTHS IN THE HOLE F!#K THE MILK, WHERE'S THE WHISKEY TITS?!
DADDY'S LIL' SQUIRT DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE PLAY DATE I ATE MY TWIN DADDY'S LITTLE BREAST BOGART
I ENJOY A GOOD SPANKING JUST LIKE PRESIDENT BUSH - DADDY DIDN'T KNOW WHEN TO PULL OUT POOPING IN PROGRESS PARDON MY NIPPLE BREATH
ALL DADDY WANTED WAS A BLOWJOB ARE YOU MY DADDY?



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